世界上最强的中国式英文

1.We two who and who ?
   咱俩谁跟谁?

2.How are you ?How old are you ?
   怎么是你?怎么老是你?

3.You don't bird me ,I don't bird you .
   你不鸟我,我也不鸟你.

4.You have seed !I well give you some colour to see see .Brothers,together up !
   你有种!我要给你点颜色看看.兄弟们,一起上!

5.Hello every body ! If you have something to say,then say ! If you have nothing to say ,go home !
   有事启奏,无事退朝!

6.You give me stop !
   你给我站住!

7.You me you me .
   彼此彼此!

8.Know is know, no know is no know.   
   知之为知之,不知为不知.

9.Watchsister.
   表妹/姐

10.Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,Mose'son can make hole !
    龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞.

11.American Chinese not enough.
    美中不足

12.One car come one car go,two car Ping-Pong ,people die.
    --------车祸现场描述.

13.Hest flower angry open.
    心花怒放.

14.Go past no mistake past.
     走过路过,不要错过!

15.You are American girl.
     你是美女.

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这叫Chinglish

To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty. = Be careful, slippery slopes. （小心路滑。）[1]
To put out Xuanda Expressway(北京四環路). To put in Jingzhang Expressway.（京張高速公路） = Now leaving Xuanda Expressway, now entering Jingzhang Expressway.
Decimbing path. = Descent. （下坡路。）
Rain or snow day. Bridge, slow-driving.（下雨或雪天。 桥，慢速行驶。 河北省所有高速公路） = Slow on bridge in case of rain or snow. （在雨天或雪天时过桥请减速行驶。）
Oil gate. / Into. = Filling station.（加油站。）/ Entrance.（进口。）
Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan.（字面意义：如果你被罚50元的话吸烟不被允许。） = Smoking is prohibited, penalties for violators is 50 yuan.（不可吸烟，违反者将被罚款50元。）
Please come down from your bicycle. = Please dismount from your bicycle. （请从您的自行车上下来。）
If you have trouble ask for the policeman. 或 If in trouble find police = In case of trouble, dial the police.
Being urgent call 110 quickly. (北京) = In cases of emergency, please call 110. （遇到紧急情况时，请拨打110。110为中國大陸的报警電話）
Complaining tel.（字面意义：抱怨电话） = Customer service telephone（客户服务电话）.
When you leave car, please turn off door and window, take your valuable object = Be sure to lock your doors and windows and take all valuables with you.
Engine room is serious place.（字面意义：机房是严肃的地方） = Engine room: No unauthorised access. （機房重地；重地的意思其實就是閒人免進，只是中文通常都省略了。)
Don't forget to take your thing. = Don't forget your personal belongings.
Visit in civilisation, pay attention to hygiene!（字面意义：在文明中访问，对卫生注意！） = Attention to visitors: Be civilised and keep the public places hygiene. (请文明游览，保持环境整洁。)
Deformed man toilet.（字面意义：变形的人厕所） = Public toilet for the disabled（残疾人厕所）.
Carefully meet (字面意义：小心翼翼的见面) = Watch your head (小心碰头——注意不要撞到头)
Crippled restroom. = Public toilet for the disabled（残疾人厕所）.
When you across hard you can ring TEL (号码).（字面意义：如果你通过艰难你可以响铃电话(号码)。） = In case of emergency, please call (号码). （紧急时请拨打(号码)。）
Danger! Inhibition astraddle transgress. = Danger! No entry.（危险！不准进入）
X Bank Shaoguan Cent Company = X Bank Shaoguan Branch.（某銀行韶關分公司，此处分被误译为货币单位的分）
To run business = Open.（營業中）
Drink tea（字面意义：喝茶） = Closed.（休息中）
Many Function Hall（多功能厅，字面意义：很多功能大厅）（上海） = Multifunctional Hall
We can't stand the sight of mattress fragrant grass = Don't step on the grass
Fragrant fragile walnut meat biscuits = 一种坚果饼干，由达利集团制造
Burnt meat biscuit(字面意义：烧焦的肉饼干) 为一种肉味饼干
Please Drive Correctly（字面意义：请正确驾驶） = 提醒人们按规则驾驶的标牌
New Shipu Hotel（字面意义：新Shipu酒店） = 并不是旅馆(Hotel)，而是一家餐厅(restaurant)
Welcome to our fine restaurant（字面意义：欢迎来到我们的餐厅） = 一家旅馆中的标牌
No gambling promote leagal entertainment = 北京警察的反赌博宣传海报。
Convenient noodle（方便麵） = instant noodles, Beijing
Haw a thick soup = Hawthorn（一間承德公司製造）
Small two pots of heads (字面意义：小两锅的头) = 二鍋頭(erguotou)——一款地道菜式——出現在北京Oriental Plaza 餐單上
China smoke wine & A Smoke a Wine = Cigarette and wine shops, Beijing
Japanesque Milk Cracker = Japanese被錯誤串為Japanesque.
The luxuring nothing rail remote controlling stretches out and draws back the door = Label found on an electronic retractable security gate in Beijing.
Shopping's center = Shopping centre entrance in Beijing.
Do not be occupying while stabilizing = Do not use the toilet while the train is stopping at a station. (火车上的厕所)
Deep fried ghost variant, deep fried devil and oil fried ghost = 油炸鬼 = 油条。
Speaking cellphone strictly prohibited when thunderstorm（北京） = talking on cellphones disallowed during thunderstorms
Fuck food（中國大陸某超市）= 干貨，正確用法應為 "Dehydrate Food" 或 "Dry Foods"。
注：“乾”貨原為繁體字之“乾”，简体中简化为“干”，而“干”這字又同時代表“乾”、“幹”二字，而“幹” (干) 字又有性交之意。
Bake the cell-phone（台南火車站廁所）=烘-手機，正確英文Hand dryer。
New Open = 新開幕，在台灣常使用，正確的英文應該是now open。

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good good study,day day up
听我同学说的

这句很流行

原帖由 反动人 于 08-7-28 21:49 发表
good good study,day day up
听我同学说的

最经典的一句

应该都是语法错误吧